Jogging in Jeans

It’s braving everest in the buff
It’s surfing alone in a monsoon
It’s taking a hit on an ace and a 10
It’s smoking with an oxygen tank
It’s looking for a payphone in 2025
It’s spending the rent on scratch-offs
It’s reptilian gods reclaiming the Earth
It’s a paraplegic’s bleached asshole
It’s a city-driving Bugatti Veyron
It’s babies over the balcony
It’s P90X in the desert
Yeah, loving you is ridiculous
It’s jogging in jeans.