elbows to granite so grateful for rain give the barkeep my best puppy-dog eyes “see, master? I can’t […]
‘i’ll make a brand of me,’ ‘you’ll see’ and she did all the she’s did with their free […]
wish i hadn’t burned away all the parts of my brain that can boost my GPA left with […]
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it was a tender way that the thread chose to weave in between you & me that the […]
in one years’ time there will be an excess of cameltoe pants in thrift shops nationwide in five […]
catch! slippery heart it’s dead, no it’s alive shucks, i am no Frankenstein i step into sullied shoes […]
