prophesy

in one years’ time
there will be an excess of cameltoe pants
in thrift shops nationwide

in five years’ time
speaking to strangers
will require a permit

in 10 years’ time
the medication will stop working
my white matter will become
a black hole

in 20 years’ time
mentor silicone will pollute the ocean
now that’s tits on a fish

in 50 years’ time
i’ll pass the nest egg to the grandbabes
and drink myself to death
at last

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