Baric pressure, whipping winds
Nature’s sly shenanigans
LOLing human plans
Giving work to idle hands
Switch the plot up, build suspense
Level Dream with picket fence
Brows are sweaty, roads are dense
Price-gauge under false pretense
Media to plant the seed
Regarded as God’s Twitter feed
Does the chaos fill a need?
Remind us that we still can bleed?
To God’s bidding, we conform
Poise for Heaven’s sneering scorn
Eye the sky, embrace the storm
Fine excuse to be reborn.