Good morning, dear
God says to me
The toaster pops
Please have a seat

I see the apron
Around his waist
He sets the plate down
Have a taste!

I grab the sandwich
Feign a grin
I know what’s coming
Here, I’ve been

Do you like it?
Oh God, sure!
I always like
The treats you serve

More pungent this time,
Tasty, rich!
Thank you for
This shit sandwich.