Over / Under

Bang bang bang
The bedposts on the wall
Remind me of our song
Wonder, should I call?

Slap slap slap
The smacking sound of skin
My mind is somewhere else
I wonder what you’re thinkin’

She does a strip-tease
He aims to please
I remember what your face looked like
From down on my knees

Scratch his back
You always liked that
Pull her hair
I remember your stare

It’ll take a lot of getting
Under someone new’s
If I’m ever going
To get over you.

Hibernating

Ventricles stuffed
Impacted shit
Plug in jug
Perfect fit
Go away
Time to sleep
Don’t come out
Don’t make a peep
I’ll tell you when
The cold departs
Now hibernate
You stupid heart.

CL

Throw ideals to the wind
BFF
and
LTR
and
4EVA
Let standards reduce to
ASL
and
DDF
and
NSA
And behold! Disappointment dissolves.

Be Realistic

You self-proclaimed prize
Think yourself a jewel, fool?
No gem enthusiasts here.

Why Bother?

Carnal cravings
The creator’s way
Of procuring chuckles
Better off
With hairy palms
And white knuckles.